www.HellOnEarth.com"contentious content since 1998"

MOATMAI is... Dirk

(Updated February 7, 2000)

Following a not-so-gentle nudge by Stanley, here's my biography: My name is Dirk and I live in Germany. I got to know Stan through a RPG chat room and offered to do site updates.

Then, one day, my health went bad -- mainly tooth pains. Since I quickly got darned tired of telling all my friends and relatives about the current status, I wrote everything down and posted it on this site. This actually helped. Nowadays, when people ask me how I'm doing, I just go "double-u double-u double-u dot hellonearth dot com".

Like Stanley, I'm a biker at heart -- that is, a passionate ciclyst. My bike is nowhere as expensive or good as his, but then again, it doesn't have to be.

When I offered my help to Stan, I was unemployed. Since July 1, 1999, i'm employed and the stress seems to be increasing logarithmically with each day ever since then. This means that Gerald will have to take care of the HTML and site management for a while -- he's announced that he is going to change the layout and I am already shaking in my boots.